UFO
RAP
I was cruising along, doing a ton,
Humming
a tune, havin' fun,
When all of a sudden an awesome
light
Lit my car like a meteorite.
I thought, man this scene is
getting heavy,
So I planted my boot in my
little red chevy.
I was doing a hundred and twenty,
and that ain't slow,
Until my chevy said "cool
it bro!"
I don't want to end up in a hospital basket
With a cracked manifold and a blown head gasket!
So I slowed down and looked around,
Not a
sight, not a sound.
But they were there okay,
As sure as night follows day.
You could feel them in the air
All hot and clammy, they were
everywhere.
U.F.O.s that is.
Just then another car arrived on the scene
With a V twelve motor that sounded real mean.
Highway patrol, why I declare,
What are they doing way out
here.
So I told my story to the officer with a cap,
And he said "do you expect me to believe that crap"
Get out of the car, with your hands held high,
One false move, and I'll blow you sky high.
We were watching you come down the road.
You sure put that chevy under a heavy load,
And that's a load of rubbish about those U.F.O. things,
Cos we've been cruising here abouts and we ain't seen a thing.
So we're going to take you back to town
And lock you up for the night,
And charge you in the morning
With refusing to fight.
Hey man! you can't do that,
My mum would have a fit.
If I ain't home by eleven sharp,
I'll
really be in the shit.
Just then a sound was heard,
Where it came from, we don't
know,
But it said in a very clear voice,
"Let
my earth friend go"
Hey you, you with the cap,
Do as you're told or you're gonna get zapped
"Let my earth friend go"
So now I'm cruising along, singing my song,
Putting my chevy through its paces,
And occasionally
I look up into the sky,
Cos it's good to have friends
in high places.
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TIC
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