A Day In The Square 
 
 

Prologue: 

The Cathedral Square Christchurch N.Z.  Popularly known as "The Square" Home to the neo-Gothic cathedral that dominates this interesting area of Christchurch. "The Square", once just a tram stop, is now an ever popular  meeting place for locals and visitors alike. Plaques commemorating the landing of the first four ships, "early settlers" can be seen inlaid into the tiled walkway outside the main post office, and with lunchtime concerts and the controversial 'wizard' dominating speakers corner, one can be assured of a very interesting time. The recent return of the trams add to the cosmopolitan but relaxing feel of the square.  My poem, 'A day in the square', is the result of many days watching and listening. It is purely a tongue in cheek, light-hearted view of the square we all enjoy.


 

   A day in the square is a great education, 
   Men in bright gowns, girls all clean shavin' 
   Kids running riot, out of control, 
   Skinheads and bikies with nowhere to go. 
   New Kiwis talk in many tongues, 
   When I have trouble conversing in one. 
   Long legged fraulines, walking tall, 
   Orientals with almond eyes that tell bugger all. 
   Policemen slowly walking their beat, 
   Stop for a chat, or a bite to eat. 
   Street cleaners keeping the square spic and span, 
   Sweeping the kerb and picking up cans. 
   Down and outs collecting up their meagre possessions, 
   School children on their way to early lessons, 
   Office workers enjoying their last cigarette, 
   Coffee machine not working yet. 

   Take a deep breath of nice fresh air, 
   This is the start of a day in the square. 

   The market is open, the town is buzzin', 
   Mothers with children already fussin', 
   Bleary eyed tourists looking for bargains, 
   Into the coach and off to the gardens. 
   What day is it? where are we? 
   Hate the "cawfie", love the tea, 
   Just love those wee lambs, aren't they just cute, 
   Hurry up Mabel, or I'll give you the boot, 
   A stony glare soon puts "him" in his place, 
   Pick up the bag, wipe the egg off your face. 

   The tram's on its way to a tour of the city; 
   Nice friendly drivers, very witty. 
   It's nearly lunch time back in the square, 
   Young ladies putting plaits in their hair, 
   I could go on for hours and hours. 
   There's a nice stall with lovely bright flowers. 
   Listen to the music from a distant land, 
   With the one that you love hand-in-hand. 

   Market stall of many dimensions, 
   One demands special attention; 
   My wife's - she has watches and 
   Sunglasses and hand painted teddies, 
   Just waiting for you if you have the ready's. 
   That was the only commercial, my friend, 
   We're now commercial-free right to the end. 
   Hopefuls doing the menial chore, 
   Looking for work, knocking on doors, 
   Professional people off for lunch, 
   Won't be back early, but that's only a hunch, 
   More hopefuls queuing at immigration 
   Kiwi wanna-be's from every nation. 

   Lunch wrapping blown by an easterly wind, 
   This is life in the square my friend. 
   Workers replacing broken tiles, 
   That seem to be going for miles and miles, 
   Young'uns on the dole or on some benefit, 
   Always broke, spent most of it, 
   Got to get a few more dollars, 
   Be quick before the police feel your collars.

   Citizens starting to feel the strain, 
   No bloody bus, home late again. 
   Kids getting tired, Mum's getting grumpy, 
   Nothing for tea yet, and its only monday. 
   The market is over, not a bad day, 
   Made a few bob to keep the bailiff at bay. 

   Lights going on in the city, 
   Darkness is coming, looks quite pretty, 
   The square being taken over by the night population, 
   Friendly, light-hearted, no confrontation, 
   Visitors mingling from all nations, 
   Back to the hotel for dinner and bed, 
   Others want somewhere to rest their head. 
   The stars are out, the moon is bright, 
   This is a good time to say goodnight, 
   From a day in the square.
 
 


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TIC
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The Nexus Collection
Tongue in Cheek

A Child of God

A 'Coaster'

A Day in the Square

Canterbury

Little Old Man

Little Old Man (2): His Wife

Man of the Land

Poetic Widow
UFO Rap



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