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(C)1998 Eddie Kyle.
reprinted with my permission.
photos courtesy United States Department of Energy.

 
 
 

TOYS

I have a bigger toy than you, I do,
I think yours were made out of pooh
Because I am the king- I'm the BEST
You're common, just like all the rest,
I have more toys than you,
And I am bigger too,
I can do anything so-o-o much better than you. 

I will be a bigger bully boy, coz you're a bully too,
I would do anything to be on top of you.
I tried one more firecracker than your boys,
And I know it made a louder noise.
I have more toys than you,
And I am bigger too,
I can do anything eversomuch better than you. 

Who gives a toss about a playground riot
Because I will beat you all on the quiet,
I have the power now to beat you up,
(and I think you play with buttercups)
I have more toys than you,
And I am bigger too,
I will be a bigger shot than you. 

I am the king of the school play ground,
because I was the one to fool around
with serious toys, the best money can buy
And I'll taunt you with them until you die.
I have more toys than you
and I am bigger too,
I'll start a nuclear war well before you.